when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
Imagine you order pizza online, and you request that they send their cutest pizza delivery person. When the pizza arrives, you open the door to see your favorite character with your pizza, and they wink at you
bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face